Name: Aaron R.Scott (aka..Special Lieutenant Commissioner Mushtaq A. Meer, New Delhi Narcotics Division).
Age: 27 times around the sun.
Hair Pattern: Some minor loss up front and a little on the top.
Hometown: Sheboygan, Wisconsin, U.S.A.- ya der!
History: After graduating from the University of Wisconsin-Madison with a very useful Zoology degree, I used my entrepreneurial s skills to acquire a couple thousand dollars by the time I was only 24. I retired three years later.
Turn-ons: A hole-in-the-wall dive bar with cheap, strong drinks and a good jukebox. Motorcycling into the sunset on an open road with my inflatable, Shanti, her arms duct taped firmly around my waist, bars that don't allow women.
Turn-offs: A hole in the wall dive bar after a long with drive with only contemporary country music in the jukebox. People who are better than me. 'UnShanti people'.
Hobbies: Eating sausage, beer and spirits, motorcycling. watchin' da Pack on T.V.
First bike/Present bike: 1982 Honda Superhawk 250cc I bought while I was living in Australia in 1995. Presently, I ride a 1977 MotoGuzzi T-3 850cc and, of course a '95 Enfield 500cc. I also have a 1967 Yamaha YR-1 350cc two stroker.
Aspirations: "To be somebody" And to ride on the future success of my first travel guide, "How to Poop Successfully in Asia". Stay tuned, I need more practice.
Quote: " Don't go away mad, just go away."
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Age: Between 22 and 38.
Hair Pattern: My fourhead has become a fivehead, possibly a sixhead, but my back is doing fine.
Hometown: Farmington, New York, on the banks of Mud Creek.
History: Birth, school, college, museum job, gained a wife and house, lost the wife and house, moved to Colorado, got a museum job at the Denver Museum of Nature and Science, retired 2 years later.
Turn-ons: Dive bars with cheap drinks (i.e. PS Lounge), mint green motorcycles, long walks on the beach with my dog Shanti.
Turn-offs: Some varieties of intestinal bacteria, SUVs, people talking on their cell phone while driving, cold weather.
Hobbies: Music, pissing away a possible bright career, yoga, the great outdoors.
First bike/present bike: 1979 Yamaha xs 750, inline triple. I am currently the proud owner of a mint green 1994 Royal Enfield Bullet 500.
Aspirations: To become more shanti, to enjoy everyday of my existence.
Quote: It's better to regret something you have done than regret something you haven't done.
Name: Queen Cobra (aka LA Parker)
Age: 26.
Hair Pattern: A new Godrej black streak in the basic long and straight.
Hometown: Champaign, IL, home of HAL 9000, REO Speedwagon, and the best 4th of July parade in the USA.
History: Countless attempts at a bachelor’s degree that have left me relatively pleased and excited with the idea of SELF-education.
Turn-ons: Fresh air, when nobody knows exactly where I am, a back-country attitude with a big city spirit.
Turn-offs: Know-it-alls, a closed mind, bars that don’t allow women.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, camping, driving with no destination, and making out with my boyfriend.
First bike/present bike: That little red tricycle living in my grandmother’s barn/ the back end of an Enfield 500.
Aspirations: To become my own traveling office and eventually succeed as the world’s least annoying woman poet while continually making out with my boyfriend.
Quote: "To live outside the law, you must be honest."
